They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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