bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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