I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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