I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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