wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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