you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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