come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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