I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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