Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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