she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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