Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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