when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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