Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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