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I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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