Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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