dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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