Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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