I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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