you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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