Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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