This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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