check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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