would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's like God shit irony all over that family
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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