She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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