After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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