He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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