Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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