Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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