is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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