You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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