She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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