i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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