Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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