Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
