If i could tip my vagina, i would.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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