Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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