I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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