why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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