Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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