My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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