you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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