11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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