i jhust puked up my retainher.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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