So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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