Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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