ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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