Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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