: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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