Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
just tell him i said nine months
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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