Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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