loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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