Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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