i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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