i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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