wrigley field is MILF paradise
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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