I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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