I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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