I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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