So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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