so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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